“My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad can I have him for my birthday, please?”
- Jessica Simpson, celebutard, hair extension spokeswhore
I've never heard the word celebutard, but I like it.
ReplyDeleteLoving "celebutard"! I used to have respect for John Mayer until he started dating this total brain donor!
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