If you're visiting my blog, you most likely are.
You see, there are two types of sluts: the single kind and the married kind.
Besides the ring on the finger, the two are basically the same.
I founded a new organization that focuses on providing a proud community for sluts.
It's called: IAMASLUT
It stands for: International Adoption Mothers' Association - Single (or, Sexy if married), Lovely, Unique, Talented
I think that about covers our attributes in a nutshell.
Here's how it works to be a member. For starters, the best part is that it's free and there's no online group you need to subscribe to. Heavens knows we all belong to about 30 gajillion of those already and they clog our email boxes.
All you have to do is either leave a comment or send an email and I'll forward a personalized certificate as shown above. You can click on the image for a larger preview. (You need to inform me if you are single or married.)
The certificate is fo reals, peeps. I got it notarized, certified, authenticated, and apostilled!
So come join Haze, Habesha, Jocelyn, and Suze in this wonderful community. Be proud!
EDIT: Seriously, I'm emailing personalized certificates so be sure to give me your email address.
To Whom It May Concern:
ReplyDeleteIf I WUZASLUT, WANNABEASLUT, but with my new 2-yo tiny aquisition running around am not currently BEINASLUT, can I still join? Are there added membership requirements?
Please advise.
SLUTTY and SINGLE
Me too please... IAMASLUT!! - A single one.
ReplyDeleteWOOT!!!
ReplyDeleteCertificates - what a great idea!!
Thank you, Tasha. I need to be certified.
I am one, single here!!
ReplyDeleteBeverly
Such a big moment...my mom would be so proud. I am single and proud, darn it!
ReplyDeleteMarried Slut here!!!!! Or at least my hubby wishes...
ReplyDeleteI am so honored to be included in this group of fine women!! I am feeling a little overwhelmed by this, thank you...thank you...thank you!!! I am going to buy a frame for my certificate so all my family and friends can see it when they come visit:-) I LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I need one to put in a frame next to my adoption certificate from Whovillle or wherever the hell it was- I really need to keep that straight to help with the cultural heritage. Single and proud to include my email address- kakornas at yahoo dot com
ReplyDeleteI am SO PROUD!!!
ReplyDeleteMarried slut here!! Wow I always knew I should be certified for something
ReplyDeleteVanessa
www.mommyslilblessings.blogspot.com
I feel so...official! In a slutty kind of way.
ReplyDeleteMine is already hanging on my office wall at work.
I must join! I will be so proud to hang my cert on the wall - perhaps right above my bed?
ReplyDeleteAnd, thanks for including us marrieds - I had heard about IAMASLUT and was feeling a little sad that I couldn't join. Woohoo!
kevinandstacie@yahoo.com
Yeah, hanging it over my bed - thanks for the great idea Stacie.
ReplyDeleteMaybe THIS is how I can bag me a man.
I'll take one of those. Might get me more traffic on my faceook page.
ReplyDeletebiker slut from vancouver
barbarainsley at shaw dot ca
Might as well count me in as a IAMASLUT ... since hubby is on the road most of the time does that make me part time? lol
ReplyDeleteSingle gal here--does this help you to become married??
ReplyDeletemcnab dot mary at mayo dot edu
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ReplyDeleteI can't believe it! You're letting married people in! Oh, happy day! Back in the day when S was for Single, I was considering leaving my husband just to try to be a member.
ReplyDeleteWell, who wouldn't want one of those?!? You can send me the married version to juryfamilyadoption@yahoo.com
ReplyDeletethanks!
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ReplyDeleteOh Baby! Sign me up!!!! I am sexy married slut to be sure ;) I least I tell people that all the time
ReplyDeleter.wright@sasktel.net
P.S. I linked your blog - I love it!!
Rana
I think I am worthy. Can I join the club?? I'm a single SLUT...oh dear, did I type that?
ReplyDeleteIf you think I'm worthy, too, here is my email: pipimaus@bellsouth.net
I can vouch for McMary and Jackie. They are awesome 'SLUTS.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to have one, please! I'm married.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!! Married SLUT here!! HA! This made my day!
ReplyDeletethighlight@yahoo.com
Now I can say I'm a slut and laugh about it! LOL
ReplyDeleteme too! single here
ReplyDeleteOh Oh Oh I need one for sure!!! Brings a smile to my face thinking of those highschool days... hum...I wonder if the my name and number are still under the "for a good time call" on the bathroom wall ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm a married slut now, send mine to swwillwork4u@yahoo.com
THANKS!!
Stacey
I'm totally certifiable! How can I get me one of 'em certs?
ReplyDeleteA real bonafied SLUT? Count me in!
ReplyDeleteMarried,
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