Baby Gifts for Little Girls

I know you guys are starting to look for unique and well-meaning baby gifts to give me before the arrival of my honeybunches. I already told you to cross the crystal-encrusted Swarvoski pacificer off the list. Can't have my bundle of love choking on those loose crystals.

But here's a lovely idea - baby's very own Hello Kitty GlamGun. Before you get all anti-NRA on me, you should check the product out first. Here's how the website tauts it: The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!

Holy Crap.. get this.. it comes with a hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler. Hand-frigging-crocheted!! Folks, how often can you even find anything hand crocheted nowadays??

Hot damn.

It's Hello Kitty too. What little girl wouldn't kill (oops, sorry) for a Hello Kitty?