I'm not a church-going gal. But I'm a believer.
I'll prove it by confessing. You see, I've been having thoughts: impure, mean, selfish, and even judgmental thoughts. These are about some PAPs, the adoption process, and the whole gamut.
But that's okay. Because I've been cleansing myself. There's been a soap product on the market called "Looking Good for Jesus" and I've been using that to wash away any impurities and cleansing myself for a problem-free adoption. You know... keeping away anything that may jinx things.
On a daily basis, I've been redeeming myself with the virtuous vanilla-flavored lip balm. I even got "Tight with Christ" by using slathering on the hand and body cream. I even kept my thoughts pure while rubbing on the cream.
But the products have been yanked from the market. How am I to wash away the mean??? I think I found it. It's a soap on a rope.
That "Lookin Good" soap cracks me up. :P
ReplyDeleteThere is a company called "dirty girl" that carries a "wash your sins away" soap. It may not make us tighter with Christ--but I guess it couldn't hurt :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny!! I definitely need to stock up!
ReplyDeletedude, the 'tight with Christ' soap is a sure bet!
ReplyDeleteHayley
I cannot believe that they would take such great products off the market :)
ReplyDeletewhat a great way to multi-task - bathing and cleansing your soul at the same time!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, what's with putting soap on a rope anyway?
ReplyDeleteI really like the cat butts they sell. My cat's really like to show me their butts, so I'm pretty familiar with that view.
O.M.G.
ReplyDeletetoo funny.