Two things you need to know about me.
1. I gag at the sight and smell of poop. Seriously.
2. I'm cuckoo for infomercials.
Put those two together and I'm bound to discover something earth-shattering.
Introducing Poop Freeze. Honest to God, this is a product. Not a novelty joke but a patented product. It's going to change the world.
The premise is that if you're tired of trying to scoop up wet, runny, globs of dog shit, then all you need to do is spray this Poop Freeze on the goopy, squishy poop and it hardens so you can just tear it off the grass.
Well, in my ingenious head, I thought .. why not spray it on Babyluv's ass?? Instead of wasting Wipes and getting squishy poop on my fingers, just wait for it to freeze and then peel it off her butt.
I'll be saving the environment too.
God, I'm so smart.
Hmmm...bet that would work for vomit as well.
ReplyDeleteI needed that tonight for myself.
ReplyDeletecould also assist with runny noses.
ReplyDeleteSlap a new label on that sucker and sell it!!
ReplyDeleteWhat? And deny yourself the bonding experience of feeling Babyluv's aromatic poop squish thru your fingers?? Nooooooooo...!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant I tell you!
ReplyDeleteNow there is a thought - interesting
ReplyDelete... what about the "freeze" burn ? Will it freez the wet skin?
ReplyDeleteI do diaper duty but husband would so love this stuff for the dog.
ReplyDeleteWe could have used that the first few days in China!
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