Karma's a Bitch

I've become superstitious so to speak.

I figured that for every (well, most) bad, unethical, immoral thing I've ever done has had its payback.

"I get it, I get it..." I told my karma witch. "I didn't get that bloody awesome job a few months back because I lied to an old boss and said that I had the flu when I really was getting a pedicure."

Since I don't want anything to curse my adoption, I'm going out of my way to make sure not a single thing, thought, word or action can come back and bite me in the ass.

When something happens in my favor such as a grocery clerk gives me back a fricking nickle over what is owed, I make sure I return it. (Mind you, I never would have before.)