Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Babyluv Goes Nudi

Fortunately, my love for Babyluv is as deep as the ocean.

Unfortunately, my immaturity is as deep as the ocean too.

I break out into uncontrollable giggle fits when I hear the words dicker, pussy willow, organism, penetrate, and sextuple. ((Okay this is really besides the point but believe it or not, I will come back to this point in a bit.))

Because my love is so deep, I wanted to find a way to not only show the world my love for her but to immortalize it as well.

Some people immortalize their love for someone by commissioning the Taj Mahal, others by naming hospital wings after their loved ones, and others sacrifice their only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

But me, I found a more practical way of immortalizing my deep-as-the-ocean-love for Babyluv. I'm having a new ocean species named after her. It's a nudibranch worm. (SHUT UP! Worms are the cheapest species available for naming purposes). The international oceanography group is offering newly-found species to be named after people for a certain price. Here's how to do it.

Anyhoo.. I thought the nudibranch was appropriate because I would hoot with laughter because of the 'nudi' part of the name.

The whole naming thing costs $15,000. Does anyone have that for me to borrow? I mean, I could try to work something out with Eliot, Charlie, and Peter from the post below but I'm too much of a lady for that.


Diana & Bob said...

Where on earth to you find this stuff??????

Do you have a team of "goofy $hit" searchers that work for jelly beans or do you burn the midnight oil combing Google top tens.

Susan said...

I'd say to name a star for Babyluv (way cheaper, and can you say ASS-tronomy?), but there goes your excuse to strike a (pardon the expression) juicy deal with Hugh Grant.

Rebecca said...

OMG....someone just told me about your blog and I am sitting here in WA state laughing my arse off!! Thanks so much for the laugh...I needed it today!! Oh, and if I had the money, I'd give it to you....even if it is for a worm. :)
P.S. In our front yard, we have a "weeping, flowering pussywillow"...I kid you not...I can't tell anyone what it's called without going into hysterics....so glad I'm not alone!

Barbara said...

You forgot "Regina" but since you're not a Canuck I'm sure it doesn't elicit the same amusement. Anyway, don't be so cheap. A worm is just rude. At least spring for a fish.

imtina said...

Barbara - you kind of beat me to what I was going to say. The word Angina makes me uncomfortable.



abc123vn said...

HAHA!!! If I had the money Tasha it would be all yours just to say I know someone who did it!

You are so funny!

Craig & Cindy said...

You could try A-Rod (*rod* snicker, snicker), he might be oblige?


Tami said...

Firstly, only you can put dicker and sacrifice their only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life in the same post and it be funny. I just might go to hell for that!

Secondly, can I name the worm Shaniqua, Snoop Dogg or Big Daddy. I think we should get all of the rappers together and have them pay to have the worms named after them since they will be on display! Now that will be a riot!

Erica said...

That rocked! I had to read it twice I was laughing so hard.

Beverly said...

LOL!! That is great. Babyluv will grow to love it!!