Thursday, June 19, 2008

Getting Your Parents to Help You Finance Your Adoption


1. Some parents just hand over a check to help cover costs.
2. Others provide free babysitting.
3. And others really want to help you and be a part of the adoption process but just can't afford it.

If your parents fall into category #3, there's hope!!

There's a new rage nowadays called Elder Porn. Time magazine did an article on it. Click here to read it.

74-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, one of the biggest stars in elder porn, has starred in more than 350 movies in the past 14 years. Shigeo's movies have become best sellers for Glory Quest, the porn company he works for.

Shigeo said that he plans to work as long as they continue casting him, "People of my age generally have shame so they are very hesitant to show their private parts, but I am proud of myself doing something they cannot. That doesn't mean that I can tell them about my old-age pensioner job."

Although films featuring women in their teens and 20s are the mainstay of the industry, a trend toward "mature women" has become evident over the past five years.

Ryuichi Kadowaki, director of Ruby Inc. which specializes in "mature women" titles, says that when the company started the genre a few years ago, the term referred to actresses in their late 20s, and last year it was expanded to ladies in their 70s. And the company sees the advantage of the "mature" titles is their enduring appeal: "Adult videos with young actresses sell well only in the first three months after the release," Kadowaki explains. "On the other hand, 'mature women' films enjoy a steady, long-term popularity, which after 10 years or so might lead to a best-seller." And then there are the cost savings — a popular young actress can earn up to $100,000 per film, while a mature actress is paid only $2,000. The market for "elder porn" has doubled over the past decade, according to Kadowaki. "In the view of the aging society," he adds, "I think that in the future we will see a steady increase in demand."

So... get a head shot of your momma and poppa and send them to the film companies specializing in 'mature' actors!!

Your parents need to pay their grandparents' dues in cold, hard cash.

10 comments:

Stacie said...

Hmmm... maybe I should see if Grandma Mimi might be interested in this - to help out with baby #2. I mean, she wants a baby girl too right?

RamblingMother said...

Okay that is just yuck, wrinkled and yuck!

Jen said...

ick.

Reminds me of being in college and working at a record store/bookstore that stocked some interesting porn called "Over 40"

MY EYES! MY EYES!

hazel said...

Oh lawd!!

Miss Tasha, Wot you go do dat fo? I declare you just gone and crossed dat line, chile!

[notice how my distress has brought out some sort of hanky on head-wearing alter ego]

My mum. In porn? I need to vacate these premises RIGHT NOW!

...but then I do need some extra $$ for travel costs...

Vivian M said...

I am looking for my happy place right now. Come on, everyone knows my parents never have sex and the stork flew us kids in!

Barbara said...

ewww

Anonymous said...

Hmmm - wonder what my mom would say to this :) haha - that just makes me cringe!

Ranavan said...

Oh....uh...hum...what the...huh...I am speechless...

Karen said...

Outstanding idea. Except mom & dad have to work five times as hard given the lower salary rate. But hey, what else do they have to do with their time?

Tami said...

Okay I couldn't get past the Elder Porn line. That was just wrong!