Toddlers.
Once they realize what purpose the legs serve, they are nonstop. Running everywhere and every which way.
Well, Momma ain't running after Babyluv every two minutes. I've got a martini to nurse, toenails to paint, and television to watch. I really can't be bothered working up a sweat looking like a branded pig running after a squealing toddler.
So I found this nifty gadget (and a swanky accessory to boot) that has a GPS installed. So, I'll let Babyluv run around to her heart's content and during commerical breaks or when my toenails are dry and drinking glass is empty, I'll just sashay a few blocks and bring Babyluv home.
The gadget is called Retreiva. Nevermind that it's a dog collar. It's actually the world's most advanced dog collar. So take that!
Plus, dog collars are the 'in' thing. It looks like high-tech fashion.
7 comments:
I need that for the 4 year old who always wants to take a walkin'.
Hmmm...I could use about 18 of those in my classroom.
Heck do those things come in extra large, I could use one of those for my husband.
I'm going to order one now. No way in hell am I letting some kid cut into my drinking time.
Cheers.
Yep, just as soon as my nails dry I'm gonna put my glass down and order one.
Who am I kidding...I need it NOW!
I wish you the very best on your adoption Journey..
Blessing,Leslie
Mommy a Mayn Princess Abby
home Nov 2006
I am with Dani! I need one for my husband!
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