Now is your chance to get an EXCLUSIVE!!!
I'm taking bids for the FIRST EVER photos of me and my babylove.
Since JLo got $6million for her twins, Christina got a mere $1.5 million, and the starting rate for Angelina's soon-to-be-born kid is $10million... I'm going to start my bid at $16!!
That's right... the starting rate is $16. (US dollars only. Canadian currency must be converted to US dollars and there will be a conversion tax applied.)
I know there's going to be manic bidding going on.. but now's your chance to get in on the action! Trust me, you do not want to miss out!!
11 comments:
I'll pony up--Two dollars!
What look do you plan to go for in your cover shoot? White flowing gown and hair extensions or something more fun and punk rock?? Maybe a tattooed crucifix with baby girl's name?? Details! We might need a stylist.
Hey - once you get your sixteen bucks, go check out uzbekalive.com. I saw it in a magazine today and thought of you. :)
I will pay $20 if you don't act like it's all perfection and easy all the time. I'm so sick of celebumoms talking about how "easy" it is! It's wonderful - yes - but easy? And, who wears a freaking full length dress around their perfect freaking nursery? JLO I guess. Whatevs. I say skip the gown and definitely wear your signature pink hat. (Second time I've said that today - weird.)
I'm going to wait until Babylove is a high-paid child star and just rip the pictures out of Melon Popsicle's Tiger Beat Magazines. Sorry, but once I pay for this adoption I'll have college to save up for. Every $16 counts, you know.
Best of luck in your quest-
Suzanne B
As much as I would love to be the one to first present your picture to the world on my blog, I'm sorry, but I'm with Suzanne on this one. I'm turning into a miser these days (sooo not like me) and I can't spare the $16 (out of my weekly alcohol budget).
I'm sure you'll get a great price - maybe as high as $20.
I think I'll give $21.50. I figure if you are as special as you say you are, I can go sell the picture for at least 25.00 to the Globe:-)
I considered going higher and then selling on the black market later for big bucks but chickened out--gotta agree with Suzanne--college comes first.
I'm with Haze here
can't spare the $16
maybe what's left after a few 4.0's
Is that what you're paying us?
Can I pay in Rand or Pesos?
I agree with Stacie. Celebumoms - trés annoying. Parenting HAS to be that easy when you have a cook, three maids, two nannies, four private schoolteachers, five bodyguards, a pilot....
How many people could $10 million feed? Brangelina better be coughing that $$ up to charity. Oh!... now I remember why I don't buy tabloids.
Cindy
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