For reals, peeps. Baby and I are so going to win this reality show mom/daughter beauty contest during Season 15. The CW network debuted the new series last night: Crowned: Mother of All Beauty Pageants.Each week, the 11 desparately pathetic, yet peroxided-to- pass-as-conventential-beauty mom/daughter teams compete in challenges that prepare them for the ultimate goal of wearing a $1.98 piece of faux diamond tiaras - from tasks such as engaging in catty hair grabbing matches with french manicured nails, name calling on a 5-word maximum vocabulary, and dressing like $3 call girls that would make even the $2 call girls cringe.
Nonono. I kid! I kid!
The challenges on this intellectually stimulating show are those such as branding a style via costumes and swimwear to creating ways to express their view on world issues.
Whatevs. It still sounds like a winner. Be sure to watch us on Season 15. Here are some recent TV critics' reviews:
"...Because the CW's "Crowned: The Mother of All Beauty Pageants" debuts tonight and I'm telling you, as a television consumer and a human being, the center will not hold. Reality TV is no longer an option. The genre has officially hit the seventh level of hell."-- Mary McNamara, Los Angeles Times
"There's something a little creepy about these family units. These mothers, in their 40s and 50s, admire their offspring to the point of worship yet also seem envious of them, doing everything medically possible to look like their daughters."-- John Maynard, Washington Post
"If "Crowned" were a doughnut, it would be stale, greasy and not worth the calories....[The] critiques from [judges Shannon] Moakler and [Cynthia] Garrett that are so vague and nonsensical ("Your name is your brand. Tell us what we don't know."), they make Paula Abdul sound like a doctoral candidate."-- Karla Peterson, San Diego Union-Tribune
"...The real-life drama and heartaches of mother-daughter teams competing for a pageant crown--because it's their last chance for happiness. For real."-- Ira Madison, Radar
5 comments:
I've seen the sexy self-portraits you've posted on this blog... there's NO doubt that you'll win!!
I am with dianne, NO DOUBT!
I caught about 2 minutes of the show last night...actually, it was the red-heads in the pic you posted with this. Even the judges looked weirded out and uncomfortable.
The last review is my favorite. For real.
I was in disbelief when I saw the ad for this show. I think I'll pass this on this piece of tripe.
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