Thursday, March 13, 2008

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Seriously ya'll. You people should be paying me for all the parental advice and recommendations that I give peeps. I better start seeing donations made into my paypal account a-sap because you're going to be thanking me forever for this post.

We all dread diaper changing and potty training. I have a hard enough time not gagging when I have to scoop the kitty litter box. So human poop is going to really test my gag reflex.

Fortunately I have a twisted mind and will get a kick out of the following product. I think it will make diaper changing and potty training rather fun. In fact, I might try it for myself.

It's called Turd Twister. (Stay with me here.. it gets interesting.)

It is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs. According to the box, it's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor! The kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters.

In addition, you'll get the Amazing Manual called "How to Twist Your Turds". This booklet is loaded with images explaining the art and science of Turd Twisting.

Most importantly, it's DISHWASHER SAFE!

The shapes that you and baby will enjoy seeing created are: Batman Wings, Birthday Cake, Moon, Planets, Teddybear, Skull, Four-Leaf Clover.. and so much more. Just look at them below.

Mark my words... kids are going to want to be potty trained a.s.a.p.!!!



14 comments:

Jen said...

Whaaaa??? So you attach this and do your business? It reminds me of one of those cookie shooters. That didn't work...bet this would make a huge mess!

hazel said...

*speechless*

Yoli said...

I am dying here...LMAO

Suzanne said...

I will never make spritz cookies again.

Kelli said...

So it stays there and you change designs??? Sounds messy....

Michelle said...

Totally Baffled by this one.

Matthew Ruley said...

What do you attach it to? Does a baby come with with something to attach it to? Is it like a pasta maker?

I must say that the dishwasher safe element makes it so... tempting!

Anonymous said...

That is just....wrong is the best word I can come up with...

Anonymous said...

hahaahahahahhahahha yuck, oh by the way I havent had any virus posters since my bugger off post, so hope it did the trick

Susan said...

I have one of those shape-making kits for Play-Doh, but can't use it much 'cuz she eats the stuff.

'nuff said?

RamblingMother said...

YUCK!!

Tami said...

Maybe afterwards you can dry it and keep the nice shapes as memories of your little one.

Tammie said...

LMAO...........I just don't even know what to say about this one.

Julie said...

That is too funny. Where do you find this stuff?