Thursday, April 10, 2008

Hey Adoption Mommas - Are You a Slut?


If you're visiting my blog, you most likely are.

You see, there are two types of sluts: the single kind and the married kind.

Besides the ring on the finger, the two are basically the same.

I founded a new organization that focuses on providing a proud community for sluts.

It's called: IAMASLUT

It stands for: International Adoption Mothers' Association - Single (or, Sexy if married), Lovely, Unique, Talented

I think that about covers our attributes in a nutshell.

Here's how it works to be a member. For starters, the best part is that it's free and there's no online group you need to subscribe to. Heavens knows we all belong to about 30 gajillion of those already and they clog our email boxes.

All you have to do is either leave a comment or send an email and I'll forward a personalized certificate as shown above. You can click on the image for a larger preview. (You need to inform me if you are single or married.)

The certificate is fo reals, peeps. I got it notarized, certified, authenticated, and apostilled!

So come join Haze, Habesha, Jocelyn, and Suze in this wonderful community. Be proud!

EDIT: Seriously, I'm emailing personalized certificates so be sure to give me your email address.

30 comments:

Susan said...

To Whom It May Concern:
If I WUZASLUT, WANNABEASLUT, but with my new 2-yo tiny aquisition running around am not currently BEINASLUT, can I still join? Are there added membership requirements?

Please advise.
SLUTTY and SINGLE

Tanya said...

Me too please... IAMASLUT!! - A single one.

hazel said...

WOOT!!!

Certificates - what a great idea!!
Thank you, Tasha. I need to be certified.

RamblingMother said...

I am one, single here!!

Beverly

Erica said...

Such a big moment...my mom would be so proud. I am single and proud, darn it!

Anonymous said...

Married Slut here!!!!! Or at least my hubby wishes...

Jocelyn said...

I am so honored to be included in this group of fine women!! I am feeling a little overwhelmed by this, thank you...thank you...thank you!!! I am going to buy a frame for my certificate so all my family and friends can see it when they come visit:-) I LOVE IT!!!

Kelli said...

Oh yeah, I need one to put in a frame next to my adoption certificate from Whovillle or wherever the hell it was- I really need to keep that straight to help with the cultural heritage. Single and proud to include my email address- kakornas at yahoo dot com

Anonymous said...

I am SO PROUD!!!

Vanessa said...

Married slut here!! Wow I always knew I should be certified for something

Vanessa
www.mommyslilblessings.blogspot.com

Suzanne said...

I feel so...official! In a slutty kind of way.

Mine is already hanging on my office wall at work.

Stacie said...

I must join! I will be so proud to hang my cert on the wall - perhaps right above my bed?

And, thanks for including us marrieds - I had heard about IAMASLUT and was feeling a little sad that I couldn't join. Woohoo!
kevinandstacie@yahoo.com

hazel said...

Yeah, hanging it over my bed - thanks for the great idea Stacie.

Maybe THIS is how I can bag me a man.

Anonymous said...

I'll take one of those. Might get me more traffic on my faceook page.

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Dani said...

Might as well count me in as a IAMASLUT ... since hubby is on the road most of the time does that make me part time? lol

McMary said...

Single gal here--does this help you to become married??
mcnab dot mary at mayo dot edu

Julie said...
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QB said...

I can't believe it! You're letting married people in! Oh, happy day! Back in the day when S was for Single, I was considering leaving my husband just to try to be a member.

AhsMom said...

Well, who wouldn't want one of those?!? You can send me the married version to juryfamilyadoption@yahoo.com

thanks!

QB said...
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Ranavan said...

Oh Baby! Sign me up!!!! I am sexy married slut to be sure ;) I least I tell people that all the time

r.wright@sasktel.net

P.S. I linked your blog - I love it!!

Rana

Jackie said...

I think I am worthy. Can I join the club?? I'm a single SLUT...oh dear, did I type that?

If you think I'm worthy, too, here is my email: pipimaus@bellsouth.net

Suzanne said...

I can vouch for McMary and Jackie. They are awesome 'SLUTS.

Kelley said...

I'd love to have one, please! I'm married.

Mrs. Engelhardt said...

LOVE IT!!! Married SLUT here!! HA! This made my day!

thighlight@yahoo.com

Tami said...

Now I can say I'm a slut and laugh about it! LOL

Single PAP said...

me too! single here

Stacey and Dewey said...

Oh Oh Oh I need one for sure!!! Brings a smile to my face thinking of those highschool days... hum...I wonder if the my name and number are still under the "for a good time call" on the bathroom wall ;)
I'm a married slut now, send mine to swwillwork4u@yahoo.com
THANKS!!

Stacey

Pamela said...

I'm totally certifiable! How can I get me one of 'em certs?

Jes said...

A real bonafied SLUT? Count me in!

Married,
jes