Isn't it creepy how things come full circle in less than 2 hours.
I had just finished reading this depressing article written by Australian scientists about undernourishment in the majority of orphanages in developing nations. Most 'Western' infants need about 2 grams of fat daily to grow and maintain their health. So a six month infant will have consumed about 400 grams of fat in its life thus far. Whereas most orphans would have only consumed about 30% of that - a mere 109 grams of fat.
Fast forward two hours.
I'm at the Outback Restaurant with a friend. He decides to order what Men's Health magazine has named the 'Worst Food in America'... the Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing. Mind you, this is just an appetizer. According to the magazine, the lovely dish has 203 grams of fat. That's basically the same as a year old baby, probably from where I'm adopting.
DAMMIT... YOU JUST ATE MY BABY.
16 comments:
HOOO BOY, LOL!!
Beverly
Oh my gosh. That is funny!!
Eeewwww, gross!
that's hysterical!
Leave it to you to turn a nasty fried food dish into cannibalism:)
HYSTERICAL. Yikes....203 grams of fat....that is like a salad at O'Charleys.
That's in such bad taste... which is why I about peed my pants laughing hysterically by the end of it.
I would eat that right now. Yes I would. Even with the baby reference, I would.
how disturbing is that??!
Heart attack on a plate.
My gall bladder couldnt take that- I'd be at the hospital in an hour yelling "get it out!"
Watch out dingo babies - paybacks are a b!#$*
I just spit cheese fries.
If you order the cheesefries at LoneStar, then the Dingo eats two or three babies....
What can one say except "America"....
Cindy
one of my favorite sayings by the way...
crazy.
I just stumbled across this blog, and I must say, you are one of the funniest people ever! Can't wait to come back and see what you come up with next!
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