Baby Blender

Dateline: 3am, October 8, 2007
Location: In the TV room at Tasha's house
Setup: Tasha is high on caffine at 3am.

OHMIGAWD YOU GUYS!!!

Have you seen the freaking fantastic Magic Bullet?! You can, like, make piles of dinner and snacks in.. get this.. UNDER 6 seconds!! That's from start to finish. Hell, it takes me 6 seconds to walk from the sink to the fridge, but that's my own damn fault.

Evidently, it's been scientifically proven by NASA (holy shit.. they are the frigging space people) that the unique bullet shape is the secret to the effectiveness of the Magic Bullet. The makers of this state-of-the-art gizmo have included recipes for making dips and party foods like homemade fat-free bean dip, or zesty guacamole, smoothies and SO MUCH MORE... like gourmet baby food!! There is a God! I need to make baby food!!!

If I order now I get TWO blenders.

Shhhhh... on the phone now with Marylin. She rocks. She's supersweet and cheery. She's thrilled to get me on my way to becoming a proud owner of TWO Magic Bullets.

Get this.. I'll get both of my Magic Bullets in 8-12 weeks.

HOLY FRIGGING COW. I should be getting my referral in 8-12 weeks.

Okayokayokayokayokay.. here's the deal.

Which will come first? The baby or the blender?!