I know you guys are starting to look for unique and well-meaning baby gifts to give me before the arrival of my honeybunches. I already told you to cross the crystal-encrusted Swarvoski pacificer off the list. Can't have my bundle of love choking on those loose crystals.
But here's a lovely idea - baby's very own Hello Kitty GlamGun. Before you get all anti-NRA on me, you should check the product out first. Here's how the website tauts it: The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!
Holy Crap.. get this.. it comes with a hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler. Hand-frigging-crocheted!! Folks, how often can you even find anything hand crocheted nowadays??
Hot damn.
It's Hello Kitty too. What little girl wouldn't kill (oops, sorry) for a Hello Kitty?
8 comments:
Holy shit!
I'm scared. I'm scared and I don't know what else to say...
How the hell did you even come across this thing? Google search world's most dangerous and stupid gifts for girls?
Kim @ TheBitterBall
I'll bet MY kid handles the kick-back better than YOUR kid.
How did you manage to slip past the home study?
I just wanted to say hi. I found your blog on my friend's blogroll. I LOVE YOUR BLOG! It's hilarious.
I bet you slipped past the homestudy by handing out a few Benjamins.
And Susan, I bet MY kid handles the kick back better than yours or Tasha's.
I am from Texas...and it seems like the perfect gift.
I can crochet a squirrel to go with that purdy gun and she can take shots at it for practice...lol.
I must say, I have to keep coming back here... I keep forgetting to add you to my blogroll... may I?
Wow! I think I will stick to baby gifts that are simple and sweet!
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