Hey all you prospective adoptive parents.. are you still struggling to raise money for your adoption? Have you exhausted all the crafts fair, garage sale, flea market, candy bar selling, magazine subscription campaigns, home equity loan stretch, and other ideas of the like?
Well, fear not, because I just came across a new novel idea. I can't believe I didn't think of this before!
Meet Maria Carolina from Chile (pictured, above right). Miss Carolina is a Chilean prostitute who has become an instant celebrity in the Roman Catholic country after auctioning 27 hours of sex to raise money for a disabled children's charity.
Miss Carolina, who charges $300 for a 90-minute session, estimated that she would raise more than $4000.
"I've already auctioned off the 27 hours," the prostitute said. "One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."
Hot damn... girlfriend charges $300 for 90 minutes. I'd be lucky if I could get away with charging $5, or a Big Mac Value Meal equilvalent.
So sadly, the bottom line for me is that I need to go back to selling magazine subscriptions.
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I thought of this already, but being that my husband is lucky to get an audience with me twice a month, I knew I'd lose interest after the first half hour and have to refund all their money *sigh*... Magazine subscriptions it is...
Is that 27 continuous hours?
Rock on Girl!
I am sure I would be in the negatives.
Beverly
Wow! Great idea! Then the condoms that were used could be sold to be recycled for hairbands !!! Just think of all the money!!
I am still stuck at the $300 for 90minutes!!!!I think she could be a Viagra spokes woman.
You kill me!
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