I've Got the Power! (x2)

That's right, ya'll! The Big Man in the Sky (aka Big Daddy) has ordained me twice to do his blessings.

What's a girl to do while she's waiting for her baby? I could be climbing Mt. Everest or sailing the seas but instead I decided to devote my time to a higher calling. Okay, maybe I didn't devote too much time - actually.. I think in all, I devoted 2 minutes... but that's besides the point. The fact is, Big Daddy's got me on his speed dial.

What does mean to you, my beloved visitors? It means that I can officially bless you, marry you, bury you and maybe even baptize you. I'm not sure about the last bit as I need to read the manual.

So if you would like me to bless your blog, dossier, sanity or perform a quick wedding for you, I will be happy to lend you my services.

And yes, this is official. I have a certificate to prove it (see above). Tori Spelling belongs to my circle of ordained ministers. So you know this is legit.

The other place didn't give me a free downloadable certificate but this is what they said:

Wednesday, September 26th 2007
This certifies that, by having been inspired by the spirit and formally professing faith in our Lord Jesus Christ and vowing obedience to His Holy Gospel;
Tasha Kent
has been duly called to minister and we hereby appoint you ordained as an Independent Christian Minister of New Horizon Ministry this 26th day of September 2007;
With all freedoms, entitlements, and exceptions due to such distinction in testimony whereof they have caused this letter to be imprinted and subscribed by a duly authorized representative.
In His Service, Pastor Michaud New Horizon Ministry

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