Ohhhh... I may be hurting financially this year but in 14 years, I can earn my money back.
Check out this website: MarryOurDaughter.org.
Check out the testimonials:
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."
—Mrs. Addrien L.
"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"
—Mr. Jack M.
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
((For those who are already freaking out... the website is a joke. Kinda like this blog - although it isn't.. but yeah, kinda is.))
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3 comments:
Haha....now that was funny! I liked seeing how much each girl's "dowery" was. The sad part is that if a site like that actually existed you know that there would be men who would totally take advantage of it.
What? This is a JOKE?? Awww, I was counting on it for future income ;-)
I love how it says they are "following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters". Cracks me up :p
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