Wednesday, August 29, 2007

When My Baby Becomes Miss Teen USA

Q: Miss Teen Ohio, your lovely, intelligent, charming and beautiful mother traveled to Uzbekistan for the two of you to become a family. Please describe your homeland.

A: First of all, thank you very much for your kind words. Words alone cannot do justice in describing the inner and outer beauty of my mother.

To answer your question, Uzbekistan is situated in Central Asia between the Amudarya and Syrdarya rivers. The landscape is extremely diverse starting from the lowland Turans in the northwest up to mountain ranges of Tien Shan and Alay in the southeast. Sandy deserts of Kyzylkum are located in the southwest part of the republic. The territory of Uzbekistan makes up 447,400 sq. km, equal to that of Sweden. Uzbekistan is bordered by Kazakhstan to the north and the west, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan to the east, Afghanistan and Turkmenistan to the south. The Aral Sea coasts lie on its territory as well.


:::::applause, applause::::::::standing ovation:::::::unstoppable standing ovation::::::::the crowd is going wild!!!!::::::::::::::::

:::::whoa... would you look at that!!!! I've never seen anything like that before. All the other contestants are walking off the stage. They realize that Miss Ohio is a sure winner!!::::::::

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