I Wanna Be a Yummy Mummy, Not a Molly Mum

British 'model' and reality tv celebutard, Jordan (pictured, left) has some wise words to all of us mums-to-be. I've written about her before and how she's a role model to young girls everywhere. The artificially-enhanced mum of three said the following:

"I want to be a yummy mummy, not a Molly mum! When some women have kids they let themselves go – I call that a Molly mum. They don’t bother dressing up and forget about themselves. It’s important to look good because in some cases I think the man would lose interest and disappear."

Now I kind of feel sorry for anyone out there named Molly.